The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Source: candlemass

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# buzz buzz asshole # haha

guns-and-drums:

When I was pretending to be a rapper I just stole all of Wu-Tang’s lyrics. My mother would be like (imitating his mother’s voice) “How do you know this stuff? What’s Compton? (laughing) What are you talking about? You’re from London.”

What’s ~~Compton?~~ air? Can we all just close our eyes and visualize this massively adorable, vaguely deranged, and comically delirious individual rapping? Can we just… for one second.

Source: robsessed

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# haha # oh rob # you adorable thing # robert pattinson

Source: angelic-demon

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# haha # adorable # they're so cute # robert pattinson # kristen stewart # robsten

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